When my mom and stepdad were here last week, my mom and I did some shopping at the mall on Monday, the day before they went home to Oregon. While at the mall, my mom bought me a new pair of jeans. She's nice like that.
I wore the jeans to work on Tuesday.
I have not seen them since.
They are not in any of my drawers.
They are not under my bed.
They are not in my hamper.
They are not in my closet.
They are not in the washer or the dryer.
They are not anywhere that I can find.
I was wearing them the day my mom and stepdad flew home, so they could not have accidentally gone to Oregon.
As far as I remember, I did not take my pants off at work, so I'm thinking I did not leave them at the office.
It's a total mystery.