Interestingly, I don't remember what Erk did at that point. Hopefully she'll let us know. And maybe she'll also share with us the story of Mr. Bear.
I just took a midmorning bathroom break during which I made two discoveries. One: the jeans I am wearing have three big stains on the left thigh that look like French's Yellow Mustard. This is odd, and it's rather unsettling that it took me until nearly 11:00 to notice. Two: as I was pulling my pants back on, something about the right thigh felt a little . . . tight. Yup, you guessed it. Yesterday's underwear was lodged in there.
Sigh. At least I wasn't in a meeting.