hmmm little early for that, but here goes... look how sad it is. I bet a kiss would perk it right upThat is copied and pasted directly from his headline. I kid you not. I had to read it a few times to make sure I knew what he was talking about.
I have nothing more to say.
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I am delurking to wonder how many "dates" he's gotten with that line. I am shocked that he would use it but really, is it working for him?
Thanks for the humor!
wait, what?
Wow. That was well worth any subscription fee you had to pay.
Ew. Ew, ew, ew. I didn't get it either, at first, but if he means what I think he means...ew.
speechless.......and horrified......but mostly speechless.
I take that back.....mostly horrified.
Wow. a real winner there. I, too, had to read it a few times before BANG it hit me right between the eyes.
Uhm...just a small suggestion...I wouldn't reply to that one ;) tee hee
I just love it when you share these! You should do a weekly round-up of the worst ones!
I think someone should reply to his email with this reply - just 3 little words:
"Dude - seriously? Really?"
God, never mind. The horror has won this battle.
Well at least you are getting some free humor from your subscription! :)
euwww! Weird.
Great. Now I have to go and wash my eyes.
jesus. gross. just gross. glad you are getting a kick out of the bad profiles though, as I bet there are plenty. Sunday. Coffee. Yay.
Also, can I make a plea for you to seriously investigate my Governor and then blast her suckatude as often as possible? Ugh. SCARY.
blink!!
Nancy cracks me up.
You are so right! It is too early to read that!
Icccckkkkkk!
Talk about classy!
He's probably one of the icky married guys who prowl the dating sites.
Honestly, and shockingly, he'll get some responses. ick.
heh..sounds like he needs to quit while he's "ahead"..LOL what a maroon..
And there are the ones whom crawl on these websites actually thinking that a profile line like that one will get him a great catch.
***ugh***
They need more administrators going around that website and deleting accounts such as those.
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