29 August 2008

Another bad profile line. REALLY bad.

Not only did some poor sap actually use this line in his profile, but this was the HEADER of his profile:
hmmm little early for that, but here goes... look how sad it is. I bet a kiss would perk it right up
That is copied and pasted directly from his headline. I kid you not. I had to read it a few times to make sure I knew what he was talking about.

I have nothing more to say.

21 comments:

grekrs said...

I am delurking to wonder how many "dates" he's gotten with that line. I am shocked that he would use it but really, is it working for him?

Thanks for the humor!

Anonymous said...

wait, what?

Becca said...

Wow. That was well worth any subscription fee you had to pay.

Keen said...

Ew. Ew, ew, ew. I didn't get it either, at first, but if he means what I think he means...ew.

Ck said...

speechless.......and horrified......but mostly speechless.

Ck said...

I take that back.....mostly horrified.

Nancy said...

Wow. a real winner there. I, too, had to read it a few times before BANG it hit me right between the eyes.

Uhm...just a small suggestion...I wouldn't reply to that one ;) tee hee

moo said...

I just love it when you share these! You should do a weekly round-up of the worst ones!

Astrogirl426 said...

I think someone should reply to his email with this reply - just 3 little words:

"Dude - seriously? Really?"

God, never mind. The horror has won this battle.

Silver said...

Well at least you are getting some free humor from your subscription! :)

Janice said...

euwww! Weird.

elderflowerpressee said...

Great. Now I have to go and wash my eyes.

Little Read Hen said...

jesus. gross. just gross. glad you are getting a kick out of the bad profiles though, as I bet there are plenty. Sunday. Coffee. Yay.

Also, can I make a plea for you to seriously investigate my Governor and then blast her suckatude as often as possible? Ugh. SCARY.

Coral said...

blink!!

Jill said...

Nancy cracks me up.

Giovanna Diaries said...

You are so right! It is too early to read that!
Icccckkkkkk!

Giovanna Diaries said...

Talk about classy!

Joy said...

He's probably one of the icky married guys who prowl the dating sites.

Watercolor said...

Honestly, and shockingly, he'll get some responses. ick.

debangel said...

heh..sounds like he needs to quit while he's "ahead"..LOL what a maroon..

BeeJoo said...

And there are the ones whom crawl on these websites actually thinking that a profile line like that one will get him a great catch.

***ugh***

They need more administrators going around that website and deleting accounts such as those.