Retiree: Is is a mild day or a rich day today? I'm just not sure.
Hipster: Um, I was feeling mild.
Retiree: How about ballsy? Why is the coffee never described as ballsy? I, for one, would like a coffee with some balls one of these days.
It would be pretty damn funny to go to Panera one day and find that the description for the coffee read, "Ballsy and assertive."