David A.: He's back! Awesome. I don't think he can top "Imagine," but he did himself proud with "Long and Winding Road." Now I want to see him rock something up-tempo.
The Cowgirl, I mean, Kristy? Christy? Katie? I can't get her name: Snooze. She gets the boot. I want to like her because she's from Oregon, but she's too boring and bad.
Michael Johns: I thought the performance was so-so, but even so-so, he's SO SO SEXY. He can turn me on anytime. And, although I might be biased, I think he's better than that performance.
Brooke: Please contain the "Woooooooooo!" next time. I really like you, but no more dancing. No wooooos. Please. Thank you.
David Cook: I think he's great. The voice box thing did not work for me--seemed gimmicky. But every time he hits the stage, I enjoy the show.
Mr. Dreads: Your pants are too tight. Every week. Including this week. Please, get some looser pants. Despite the pants, Simon's right: you are charming.
Carly: You scared me with the eyes. Pop eyes! Eeeeeeeek! Scary pop eyes! I love "Blackbird," though, and thought you were great when I wasn't too busy being freaked out.
Syesha: Your performance totally surprised me by being so good. I think it was better than you really are, actually.
Chikeze: I don't really get Chikeze, and I did not get this performance. The slow part was really weird. And the honkey-tonk part was overdone. And if you don't play an instrument, THAT'S OK. No need to start now!
Ramiele: Your hair confuses me every week. You are small and cute. And boring. If the cowgirl doesn't go, you do.