I am That Person. Yes, me, Snickollet. I am the one who makes you roll your eyes when you are in line at Starbucks. Hell, I annoy myself when I hear this order come out of my mouth:
"I'd like a tall, decaf, nonfat, no whip, two-pump Peppermint Mocha, please."
(Shameful PS: I'd like to add "extra-hot" to the list, but I just can't bring myself to do it.)