Howdy, I'm the best friend, Erk.
I'm pleased to announce that the twins have arrived safely, quickly, and loudly:
Madeleine arrived at 10:32
18 inches, 7 pounds
Riley arrived at 10:33
18 inches, 6 pounds, 11 ounces
All four people in the family are healthy, happy and excited. I'll be visiting later today and may post more details later - or Snickollet herself might (apparently the hospital is wireless-enabled!).