Me: Maddie, what would you think if I called you Ramona?
Me: Yeah, Ramona.
Maddie: No, I like Beezus.
Me: Oh, really. OK. Beezus.
Maddie: No. Wait. What was the dog's name? The dog at the Ramona Quimby park?
Maddie: Yeah, that. I will be Ribsy.
Riley: I think I would like to be Apple. Apple Kim.
So much for that.