[Scene: Madeleine standing in the corner in the kitchen. Riely is in his seat at the table, watching me cut up broccoli. Maddie is muttering to herself.]
[clearly doing some work]
M: Ouchy poop!
M: Push the poop! Push the poop! Push the poop!
[poop pushing continues]
[and then, much clapping of hands]
M: Yay Maddie! Yay Maddie!
Such a self-sufficient girl. Gives her own pep talks and everything.