Conversation last week when out to breakfast with a friend that I've known since pre-school:
Friend: So I had this dream that Barack Obama was accepting the Democratic nomination for President, and he was wearing nothing but his boxers. Damn, he looked gooooooooood.
Me: Mmmmm, I'll be he did.
You know you're a grown-up when your fantasies are about a presidential candidate. Wearing boxers.